Doctor Xur

A whiny and suicidal pissbaby with raging mommy issues.

Also believes that he is a scientist.

"Doctor Xur is a real pain in the ass to deal with on a daily basis."

by pissman2003 June 9, 2023

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Doctor O

Dr. Assaholski. Dr. Glory Holski.

"Fuck Doctor O In his big brown Olski!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 14, 2023

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Doctor

A person who kills ur ills with pills then kills u with pills

Yesterday I went to the doctor and now im broke.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

by unkissedVirgin April 29, 2020

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doctors

lying pieces of shit who say getting your cholesterol tested through a finger prick wont hurt

someones mom not mine: hey we have to go to the doctors
not me: ok
lying piece of shit doctor: this finger prick wont hurt
not me after finger prick: ow that did hurt

by cock haver June 21, 2021

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<.7.9.7.6.>Tays2cents' Negates Of Angel Jose RObles Changing His Name TO Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna As Weel As Having THe Artist Name Of Doctor Sparta<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

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Are you fucking kidding me!? Jesus Christ! This is horseshit! All that I do for you ingrates, and this fucking kids gets one!? This is the thanks that I get!? Un-fucking-believable! The Un-fucking-believability abounds! It's Un-fucking-believably un-fucking-fair!

Hym "Oh, yeah, sure. Just fucking give one to everyone but me! We'll just be doctor-world from now on! Just give a doctorate to everyone but Hym! And then you can make a movie about the only guy you didn't give a doctorate to and call it 'The sad piss-freak we all collectively decided not to give a doctorate to in spite of the fact that he was objectively better than everyone' I know... It's a mouthful. It's a little wordy. But it accurately describes what's going on here and that's what matters. First that bitch Taylor and now THIS!? YOU AREN'T SERIOUS PEOPLE! NONE OF YOU! YOU ACTUALLY EXPECT ME TO TAKE YOUR LIVES SERIOUSLY!!! You're taking deliberate action to spite me for not taking your lives seriously... AND THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT YOU DO! REPEATEDLY! OH MY GOD! UGH! 😫 WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!? HOW AM I THE CRAZY ONE HERE!? Just... Just launch the nukes already... It's... We're done... We don't need to exist anymore..."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2023

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