A disease in which an individual exists in all of time and has experienced everything possible that they could experience, so the life that the individual lives is the best possible life they could live.
by Positive Feedback January 31, 2010
Get the Time Diseasemug. onomatelopasaurouseperino disease is a severe condition, in which the fallopian tube--most commonly used in star bucks--turns green and rots away. The rot of the green fallopian tube causes fatigue, irritability, heart palpitations, and Draymond Green to snapchat a photo of his dick. Symptoms include: runny nose, dry scrotum, an erection lasting more than four hours, and child labor.
Patient: "Hey doctor, I believe that I may have onomatelopasaurouseperino disease."
Doctor: "Oh shit! Guys, get on snapchat quick!" Everyone, but the patient, gets on snapchat hurriedly, "Damn, that shit's big!"
Patient: *Dies a horrible painful dreadful uneventful handful death*
Doctor: "Oh shit! Guys, get on snapchat quick!" Everyone, but the patient, gets on snapchat hurriedly, "Damn, that shit's big!"
Patient: *Dies a horrible painful dreadful uneventful handful death*
by Prof. Meatloaf March 10, 2017
Get the onomatelopasaurouseperino diseasemug. by Jeffcoat Ramirez September 10, 2020
Get the Slayton’s Diseasemug. 
irish friend 1 : i haven’t drank water in the last week, i’ve only drank milk
irish friend 2: omg, lexie you have milk disease
irish friend 2: omg, lexie you have milk disease
by milk disease February 7, 2020
Get the milk diseasemug. Markinsons disease is a disorder of the brain that leads to shaking/tremors while trying to record your friends killing it on a skateboard.
Ace: Damn Mitch that's the last time we're taking you filming!
Mitch: WTF, Why, What did I do?
Ace: You can't keep the camera steady to save your life.
Mitch: My bad dude, I was just diagnosed with Markinsons disease :(
Mitch: WTF, Why, What did I do?
Ace: You can't keep the camera steady to save your life.
Mitch: My bad dude, I was just diagnosed with Markinsons disease :(
by PaidinFull July 22, 2011
Get the markinsons diseasemug. This disease is usually gotten by senior in highschool.
Signs of having this syndrome include:
- Changing your mind every 20 seconds for no good reason.
- Breaking up and getting back together with the same girl 3 times in the same day.
- Saying you "completely understand" when you really don't.
- Using "getting enlightened" as the excuse for everything. Including treating someone like shit because they feel it's evolutionary.
- Saying that you want to make love to someone and then within 24 hours breaking up with that same person, the reason being he "doesn't love you anymore."
If any of the signs of this syndrome are present, doctors reccommend that you stay away from this person and have him seek professional help from Jeremy Jones, who will not help you at all because he does all these things.
Signs of having this syndrome include:
- Changing your mind every 20 seconds for no good reason.
- Breaking up and getting back together with the same girl 3 times in the same day.
- Saying you "completely understand" when you really don't.
- Using "getting enlightened" as the excuse for everything. Including treating someone like shit because they feel it's evolutionary.
- Saying that you want to make love to someone and then within 24 hours breaking up with that same person, the reason being he "doesn't love you anymore."
If any of the signs of this syndrome are present, doctors reccommend that you stay away from this person and have him seek professional help from Jeremy Jones, who will not help you at all because he does all these things.
Man, my boyfriend just said he wanted to make love to me today. Then an hour later he broke up with me. Then an hour later we got back together. And now he doesn't know if he loves me. Do you think he has JJ syndrome?
by Jeremy January 23, 2005
Get the JJ Diseasemug.