swimmers disease

An affliction suffered by males when they're in large bodies of water (ocean, river, swimming pool, bath tub, etc) for an extended amount of time. The 'disease' itself is reference to the shrinkage of the male's scrotum due to over-exposure to water. Similar to the 'pruning' that occurs to ones fingers and toes when submerged under water for extended periods of time, but for the scrotum.

Happy's first birthday party was a real blast, except for the widespread case of swimmers disease.

by Lincoln Hawk May 29, 2008

Barraclough disease

Where you constantly look for attention. On social media

When I turned on my Facebook feed my whole feed was full of my mates posts complaining about his life, I think he may have contracted barraclough disease

by Harambeftw December 13, 2016

Internet Transmitted Disease (ITD)

Whenever a computer is connected to the internet and a virus is installed. Causing havoc to everyone involved just like a sexually transmitted disease. Usually caused from a computer not having anti-virus software installed.

"Man I think my computer has a virus."
"Dude I told you that you would get an internet transmitted disease (ITD) from looking at all that damn porn!"

by mwood23 March 11, 2010

Dick-Do Disease

A serious deformation of the stomach and penis of a man. it is when your stomach sticks out farther than your dick do.

"look at Joe, he has major dick-do disease, lol"

by s.r.c.m October 7, 2009

Babe Ruth's Disease

An addiction to drinking, smoking, and having too much fun.

Jim's Babe Ruth's Disease is flaring up real bad tonight.

by the unconventional tzar November 16, 2009

Bugafado Disease

A rare disorder where a person is so overwhelmed and blinded by their significant other that their indiviudality is diminished. The infected no longer recognize their friends and become so controlled they give up those they love. Early symptoms resemble immense bug loving and wearing edge hats. It is yet to be discovered if this disease is curable. Friends have been trying for a very long time. If you know somone suffering from these early symptons, they may still be savable if you get them help early, please contact a doctor. This disease not only hurts the infected, but causes plenty of hurt and sadness to those around them.

My friend came down with the Bugafado Disease and i no longer see him anymore, it makes me sad.

by Camp Johnsonburg July 25, 2008

Emo Disease

A disease in which the victim has overwhelming urges to "slit their wrist's" and "hide in the stairwell." This is called "Emo Disease" although it has nothing to do with the music. These people who are plauged by the "Emo Disease" are sick because of their lifestyle, not music.

Emo person - I hate the world and I wanna cut myself...I've been stricken with a serious case of Emo Disease.
Guy- ......
Emo person - The music makes me do it!
Guy- ....what.

by Elitemaple July 21, 2008