4chan disease

autism

Dude, I've probably got the 4chan disease

by Cheese Pepperoni March 1, 2023

milk disease

irish friend 1 : i haven’t drank water in the last week, i’ve only drank milk

irish friend 2: omg, lexie you have milk disease

if you drink a lot of milk you have milk disease

by milk disease February 7, 2020

Moan disease

A disease you can get if you are around a person who moans a lot.

See moaning for the definition.

-a guy moans-

-another guy moans-

Dude that guy gave you the moan disease.

by Thedefinitionleader March 19, 2017

fimrite disease

a disease you get from someone with the first or last name fimrite, who flexes all the time abt their technology and bullies people and now you do that too.

i think im catching the fimrite disease.

by s3333333 November 24, 2021

Trump’s Disease

When you die from an “unknown“ respiratory disease during the pandemic but we’re unable to get tested for COVID19.

Grandma and grandpa died of Trump’s disease and were cremated without a funnel.

by Linguist 2017 March 26, 2020

markinsons disease

Markinsons disease is a disorder of the brain that leads to shaking/tremors while trying to record your friends killing it on a skateboard.

Ace: Damn Mitch that's the last time we're taking you filming!
Mitch: WTF, Why, What did I do?
Ace: You can't keep the camera steady to save your life.
Mitch: My bad dude, I was just diagnosed with Markinsons disease :(

by PaidinFull July 22, 2011

JJ Disease

This disease is usually gotten by senior in highschool.

Signs of having this syndrome include:

- Changing your mind every 20 seconds for no good reason.

- Breaking up and getting back together with the same girl 3 times in the same day.

- Saying you "completely understand" when you really don't.

- Using "getting enlightened" as the excuse for everything. Including treating someone like shit because they feel it's evolutionary.

- Saying that you want to make love to someone and then within 24 hours breaking up with that same person, the reason being he "doesn't love you anymore."

If any of the signs of this syndrome are present, doctors reccommend that you stay away from this person and have him seek professional help from Jeremy Jones, who will not help you at all because he does all these things.

Man, my boyfriend just said he wanted to make love to me today. Then an hour later he broke up with me. Then an hour later we got back together. And now he doesn't know if he loves me. Do you think he has JJ syndrome?

by Jeremy January 23, 2005