Dark Lord

This is a sexual maneuver performed by first performing anal sex then slapping the girl across the face with your shit-covered light saber (penis).

She was only expecting anal, but he gave a dark lord.

by Reed and Matt January 12, 2004

Dark Basic

Dark Basic, or DB is a programming language based on the original BASIC language and is very recent. The programming language has good capabilities to be able to create 3 dimensional objects and can code entire games.

I just got Dark Basic :)

by Mike Gowland July 29, 2004

Dark Timmy

When you have anal sex w/ ur partner and ur partner shits on your penis and you stick it in his/her mouth

I gave this nasty bitch a dark timmy becasue she wouldnt shut the hell up

by Max Alden May 13, 2005

Dark Lotus

A rap group consisting of Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Blaze, and Anybody Killa. Their lyrics are dark and more religious than other Psychopathic Artists.

The most recent Dark Lotus album "Black Rain" wasn't nearly as good as "Tales from the Lotus Pod"

by MatthewSchool August 11, 2005

dark week

The week between Christmas and New Years, so named as many workplaces are short staffed; offices are 'dark'. Also, in the Northern Hemisphere, it is the week of least daylight.

I'm taking the rest of my vacation in dark week.

by Box O Rocks January 9, 2008

Dark Forces

A pimpass video game from lucas arts released pre-1996, based on a 1st person shooter platform

also had a part2 in real 3d called Jedi Knight and its many expansions and its own part 2

aka doom meets star wars

by sublevel May 13, 2005

rainbow in the dark

1. The sexual act where the girl ties the guy to the bed, blind folds him, turns the lights off and tells him he is in for some real kinky sex. She then opens the closet and lets out her gay best friend who goes to work on the guy; Blow jobs & anal. The dude gets off 'cause he has no idea what happened. This is most often initiated by either the worst girlfriend ever, or the best friend any gay dude could ever have.

2. Some song by a hobbit from New Hampshire

"Wow, Edgar's girl friend must really despise him."

"Why?"

"Because she gave him a Rainbow in the Dark last week and then told him about it! He's been in the fetal position ever since."

"But he loves Dio."

"No! Read definition #1!"

"Holy crap, I dated that same chick last Summer! I just thought she was kinky... I suddenly feel ill."

by izod13 January 4, 2009