Dorothy Mantooth

a lovely older woman who is also matriarch of the Mantooth clan. A sweet and gentle elderly lady, who's charm is only exceeded by her class. A notorious fan of seafood dinners.

"Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT!"

by Screaming Indeceny January 10, 2009

dormy

One that resides in a dormitory at a college or university. Commonly a mama's boy or pansy since they purposely condemn themselves to a tiny cinder block room with a complete stranger, instead of venturing off on their own. They poop where they sleep and eat cafeteria food three times a day.

Chris: Sup lil' mama wonna come back to my place?

Vanessa: Yeah dawg, where you be?

Chris: I have a set up in Wallace.

Vanessa: You're a dormy?

Chris: Yeeeeeeeeeeah.

Vanessa: I'm tired....nevermind.

by Thirsty Kyrsti March 7, 2010

dorms

Another word for hell hole. Basically, a prison that most colleges will force you to live in (usually up to 2 years) with a roommate. You mostly certainly will have to endure a crap ton of bullshit from that roommate during between that duration. The roommate may at first seem like a nice guy, but eventually, he'll end up becoming another arrogant prick and/or annoying pain in the ass that you'll can't even stand. Some college will allow you to live alone, but at an even more expensive price. Dorm life usually consist of booze drinking, drugs, sex, rape, occasional fighting, loud noises or commotions, vandalism (for some), pranks, and dealing with some weirdo dorks. If you're a guy or girl who wants to keep everything to him/herself, that's nearly impossible. The lack of privacy is horrendous and notorious, no matter where you are. There's barely any space for you to store or use your stuff, which explains why the average dorm rooms are a cluttered mess.

For those of you that just want to watch online TV, browse the web, do any online homework, MMOs, video games, or social media, the dorm room is a hell experience. Internet bandwidth is constantly terrible, since most dorm people will be using the internet to watch and download a shit ton of porn. Worst part is, you are forced to use the college wifi network, no VPN or proxies allowed. So the moment you connect, be prepared for hair-pulling annoying lag.

dorms are prison.

by xacolmah February 16, 2015

Dorm Buzzard

Tragically and almost perpetually unattached people that hang out in the lobbies or front steps of college or boarding school dorms waiting for a breakup or someone desparate, drunk, or pathetic, to fall dead (or single) and they swoop down to try to score on the remnants. these people know they are a rebound date, that is what they live for. Either sex can be a dorm buzzard. Dorm Buzzards are generally the same people that were dateless throughout high school and are usually unattractive in some way.

I'd like to go out, but at this short notice all I could get is a Dorm Buzzard. I'd rather do homework than that.

by Watchcow January 5, 2005

dork magnet

one who attacts the likes of the stupid, witless, mentally challenged, and/or people of the loser variety

Everytime I go to a bar some lame wad has to come up and start a conversation with me. I must be a dork magnet!

by king kenny January 19, 2009

Dorkenheimer

1. An individual who is completly and utterly devoid of any style or sense.

2. Anyone whose I.Q. is less than .000000000009, or less than that of a tin can and a table leg.

Chuck: "You hear about that guy who robbed the bank?" Phil "Yeah, he was such a dorkenheimer, he tried to hitchhike with an unmarked police car!"

by Phil/Chuck August 4, 2009

Dork Knocker

Term used to describe a ponytail worn by a man who has gone totally bald on top but not the sides or back of his head. Usually grown to compensate for the baldness in hopes of still appearing virile to younger women. Similar to the comb over, but less obvious.

Commonly found on guys over 40 that work in comic book stores.

"Jesus, that old guy's got a a serious dork knocker going. Who's he trying to kid?"

by Creeping Gibs January 5, 2010