Cupcake

Code word for,
"I want to meet up with a 13 year old, even though I'm 30, since I've been explicitly texting her all this time."
OR
"I went to get a 13 year old."

EDP: "I was uh, actually coming out here to pick up a cupcake, and then go back home."

by LeonGotHUGE!Balls April 25, 2021

cupcake by a lake

Having awesome sex by a small body of water. (See: cake by the ocean)

If we can't have cake by the ocean, maybe I can get a cupcake by a lake.

by Rbtk April 5, 2016

cupcake guy

a fine mofo that you gave a cupcake to w ur friend

Dude is that the guy you gave a cupcake to?
Yea he’s my cupcake guy!!

by pinkalicious April 9, 2022

Cupcake

To catch a fart in your hand and put it in someone's face

As above cupcake

by Aurgina May 28, 2017

kentucky cupcake

The act of receiving a creampie whist riding a horse.

Jenny went down to the derby with her brother, and brought back a kentucky cupcake

by Clint Becker October 1, 2021

Topless cupcakes

A reference to the attire of Kate Perry and her back-up dancers in the video "California girls".... it is usually said by girls to compliment another girl on how delicious any baked goods they made in the oven look.

Can also refer to a picture of a girl holding up a baked good in a stylish pose.

1) Picture of a girl holding a pink cupcake in a stylish pose

Girl 1: (comment) Wow, you did a good job baking! Topless cupcakes!

Girl 2: Agreed, Topless cupcakes

by jwlnler88 August 2, 2010

booty cupcakes

The act of a male giving a female cupcakes in return for possible "booty".

"I made this sexy dime piece the best booty cupcakes you ever seen."

by Naoto February 9, 2015