Tea cracking

Tea cracking is when someone slips their balls into another person's ass crack for a little rest.

He balled so hard, they resorted to tea cracking a few minutes before proceeding to more aforementioned balling.

"Hey! That's my crack," she exclaimed when I tea cracked her.

by FT3NJMJ July 08, 2018

Crack spat

An unpredictable & overly aggressive comment generally made by someone who appears to be on crack cocain.

Did you see that guy having a massive crack spat?

by StottRod November 04, 2018

Crack Splitter

A particularly violent fart, being so forceful to literally split apart the buttcrack

Had a real crack splitter last nigh... my ass still hurts

by squirrely dan October 11, 2019

crack-headed

stupid or dumb. One that acts like a crack-headed little bitch.

Look at that crack-headed motherfucker!?! He's sucking that guys dick in the middle of the street!

by pass the pipe July 25, 2003

Caloric Crack

An addictive, yet satisfying drug that involves sugars, fats, carbohydrates and salt. Such foods that would be considered "Caloric Crack" would be sweets (cheesecake, doughnuts, brownies) or fatty foods (bacon or sausage).

I keep eating those chocolates! I gotta get off the caloric crack.

by TheHonestFactor.com March 30, 2010

crack cave

A place one goes to crack their joints, so they do not gross out those around them.

Wow, Patty has been in the crack cave for such a long time, she must have a lot of joints to crack.

"Patty, stop cracking your hips in public"
"Soorry fools, To the crack cave!"

by chicaaaaaaago February 16, 2009

Crack Slug

A small terd that resides in you're butt crack, that you aren't aware is there until you change you're shorts. Usually arrives as the bi-product of a large fart.

I thought my butt crack was sweating until I changed my shorts and found a two inch Crack Slug!

by TheMarmot June 26, 2006