Cotton Cooch

The state of having a tampon stuck in your vagina canal because it is too dry.

“Yo what took you so long in the bathroom?”
“I cant get my tampon out. I think I have cotton cooch”

by Kittyqueen123 January 28, 2022

Cotton ballin'

The act of grazing someone with your balls with clothes on during a game of leap or while walking over someone.

Ex:
Person 1: You asshole you just cotton balled me while me were playing leap frog alone in the basement.
Person 2: You knew there was a risk of cotton ballin' when doing unsupervised leap frog.

by Meowstick1234 July 17, 2024

Ms Cotton

A strict ass teacher who will get you in trouble for the stupidist and simplist reason ever, she will call your parents for a dumb reason why your in detention right now.

BRUH! Ms Cotton got me in trouble for opening my backpack!?!

by Hadrian February 5, 2023

cottoned up

Worked up, agitated.

Person 1: Hehe, you're a dumbass.
Person 2: What the hell is wrong with you? *punches person 1*
Person 1: It's just my opinion, no need to get cottoned up about it.

by vaccafoeda2 September 1, 2005

Cotton candy bang

The sweetest bang of your life.

That was a cotton candy bang

by Itsmebigd February 10, 2017

a cotton picking yo yo

A cotton picking yo yo is a person eats lunchable pizzas and eats carrot cake on the reg

Look there in the bushes it’s a cotton picking yo yo

by Lilbuscut May 20, 2018

Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy

You say this when ur low-key getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once, but your mom calls you

Mom: "Hey what's going on?"
Me: "Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy'
Mom: "You're getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once??"

by jdus568 May 31, 2024