molly cotton

Stunned, shocked, truly gifted

Sitting at a table with all eyes on me, I feel molly cottoned!!!!

by Silly JP March 20, 2022

Cotton Candy

Fluff sugar on a stick or meth

Friend: Let's go to that fair and get some cotton candy
Drug Dealer: I have some cotton candy for you

Friend: Oh thanks
Drug Dealer: You're welcome

by Taylor<3_________ May 4, 2017

cooch cotton

100% cotton underwear. Preferably from Victoria Secret

Person A: Hey Are you wearing Cooch Cotton
Person B: Nah I'm going Au Naturale

by TheLittleGinger December 17, 2016

Cotton throat

When your throat gets too dry to swallow from smoking too much marijuana.

"Dude I need some water, I have cotton throat!

by Purpl2lup May 2, 2019

Cotton Candy Twizzler

Whne you put cotton candy on a twizzler and eat it

I just had the best Cotton Candy twizzler ever!

by InstaAidennreynolds March 22, 2022

Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins

A complete moron that can't do anything or hardly anything right.

Bud is one of the dumbest persons to have ever existed, he is a prime example of a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 24, 2021

Cotton ball massage

A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.

Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017