Corporate Dementia

A temporary form of amnesia where a corporate employee retains no knowledge of previous conversations (particularly when involving benefits to underlings).

Most often seeing in managerial types, or those working in a corporate environment for a very long time.

Example #1:

Bob: "Remember in the meeting last week when my boss said I would be in charge of that new project? Well, I noticed Carl working on it, and when I spoke to my boss, she denied ever speaking to me about it."

Jane: "See-- it's that corporate dementia kicking in again."

Example #2:

Rick: "Dude, my boss just told me the exact same thing he said an hour ago-- must be that corporate dementia."

by Stephanie Tool March 13, 2008

corporation

Noun. An ingenious device to aquire personal wealth
without personal responsibility.

The name at the bottom or top edge of your monitor.

Corporations are everywhere!

by Dakka-Mek February 20, 2014

Go corporate

To get clean. To stop living the high life of drugs and booze.

Joe: You wanna come party tonight?

Charlie Sheen: Nah man, I don't do that no more.

Joe: Ah what?? Did you go corporate?

Charlie: Joe I've been corporate...

by Christoph Walzing April 9, 2013

corporate ass monkey

The terrible result of an experiment involving the cross breeding of a buttmonkey and a corporate monkey. Often spreads deadly diseases in the form of corporate jargon, smoke blowing, and complex acronyms.

Take your profit growth and shove it up your ass you corporate ass monkey.

by Ragedookie September 21, 2005

Square, the evil corporation

SquareEnix (formally Squaresoft) from 1997-2004 when they refused to sell Nintendo Final Fantasy. Run by an evil president who favored evil corporations over stuggling companies who don't try to monopolize the electronics industry. When the evil president was forced to reign, Final Fantasy was returned to Nintendo in the form of Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, the most addicting game on the planet.

Isn't it ironic that Square modeled it's new company policy off of the Shinra in FFVII, the antithesis of good?

by Connect the Dots April 28, 2005

CORPG

Competitive Online Role-Playing Game

An example of a game that fits into the CORPG genre would be Guild Wars.

by Starina November 8, 2006

corporate culture

The rules, regulations, and unwritten policy for a corporation, the way it treats its employees, allowing them to dress a certain way or have certain events to their benefit.
This was changed to make people feel better about the restraints put on them at work.

It's not corporate policy, it's our corporate culture.

by jim_witness May 4, 2005