Person 1: Hey did you see what recipe on naked vegan cooking?
Person 2: No but I saw the fat naked guy holding the plate and turned it off!
Person 2: No but I saw the fat naked guy holding the plate and turned it off!
by unholyripjaw July 23, 2012
Get the Naked vegan cookingmug. Young kids (age 7-11) who are too blind to see that their almighty god "Dj Cook" has many flaws. They are very delusional and attack anyone who dares have an opinion on Dj other than a good one. They think Dj is the best YouTuber.
by nowdogg July 31, 2023
Get the Dj Cook fanmug. typically overweight pissed off employee of some shit company ie: waffle house, ihop. who tends to have anger issues with anyone else we call "people".
by classyshit October 27, 2011
Get the short order cookmug. When a guy or gal with an invention that gives you mind powers holds you over various deadly objects, such as fryers, stoves, and bottomless void trashcans.
by The Xer of the Phres March 28, 2021
Get the Cook burgers torturemug. An absolute fox. A dangerously beautiful actress most notable for her current role as agent Moretti on the hit TNT show, Perception.
by rickmcclure January 26, 2014
Get the rachael leigh cookmug. The best season of Survivor for new fans. It contains some of the Survivor greats: Ozzy Lusth, Jonathan Penner, Yul Kwon, Parvati Shallow… man, if only I could remember the rest… (tinyurl.com/y572y9tr)
by ozzy.from.survivor July 22, 2020
Get the Survivor, Cook Islandsmug. Your goose is cooked
Origin: "From a 16th century legend: King Eric of Sweden had come to an enemy town to attack it. The town's burghers in a show of contempt for the king and his small band of men, hung a goose from a town tower and then sent a message to King Eric that asked in effect, 'What do you want?' "To cook your goose," came the kings reply... Whereupon the Swedes set fire to the town, cooking the goose in the process and sent a message to the burghers stating 'your goose is cooked"
Origin: "From a 16th century legend: King Eric of Sweden had come to an enemy town to attack it. The town's burghers in a show of contempt for the king and his small band of men, hung a goose from a town tower and then sent a message to King Eric that asked in effect, 'What do you want?' "To cook your goose," came the kings reply... Whereupon the Swedes set fire to the town, cooking the goose in the process and sent a message to the burghers stating 'your goose is cooked"
by WildBill@W-B April 27, 2014
Get the your goose is cookedmug.