cleveland accordion

This is best done when your woman is caught in the throes of passion and is utterly oblivious to what you’re about to do. You kneel over your woman who is lying down on her back. You beat off on your own, quietly shitting on her knees. Then, you come all over her face and suddenly slam her knees and face together like an accordion.

we tried something new i gave her a cleveland accordion

by fucksauce March 20, 2024

cleveland compromise

The Cleveland Compromise consists of four joints, running a geeb, and taking two green bowl bong rips followed by a .2mg dab all in a sitting. The iconic act is becoming a mainstay in the 4/20 routines of dedicated rippers.

Yo dunc, I just ripped a cleveland compromise, time to bump Down by the River

by Savery17 April 17, 2021

Cleveland

having an unbased opinion

dang, he has a Cleveland right about now

by user29574737 February 28, 2022

Cleveland Curveball

To throw or pitch ones fecal matter at an unsuspecting bystander.

"Hold my beer, gonna give the next person that walks by a cleveland curveball"

by ( * ) August 1, 2017

Cleveland

A city where every single sports team is terrible until LeBron comes and saves them after that they're terrible again

Sadie: guys the Browns one! Charles: the first time in Cleveland history.

by cashgrab 2600 April 23, 2020

Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner

When the dominant figure within a relationship defecates into the others anus, and then proceeds to suck the feces back out with their mouth.

“Yo man heard you guys hooked up, what did you guys end up doing?”

“Oh you know, gave her the old Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner, not much else.”

by Static The Kidd July 24, 2019

Cleveland chills

Type of blowjob, where the person giving blowjob first keeps few ice cubes in mouth for few seconds and then immediately gives a blowjob with an icy cold mouth giving a refreshing twist of oral on the recipient’s dick

She got on her knees to give him the pleasure of Cleveland Chills

by KashMoney-USA April 24, 2024