Chips Aha!

Euphoric exclamation uttered when you think you're done with a package of cookies, but hidden behind or underneath the opening, or at the bottom of the package, you find one or two more.

-Are there any cookies left?
-No, I just ate the last one. Wait a minute... Chips Aha! Want one?

by B.R. Merrick November 20, 2015

Eye Chip

When a contact lens is left out long enough it becomes crispy like a Lays Chip.
By Miguel M.

Baby what the fuck clean up all these eye chips off the floor you nasty!

by Iamthegreatestnanananabooboo August 10, 2019

Chip Hand

When someone has been eating chips/cheetos and gets nasty chip grease all over their hands...then trys to touch your shit

Dude, drop my controller, you have chip hands!

by MaGiiC July 12, 2014

Chip Crutch

Using smaller pieces of chips to create a large enough chip for your dip. This generally happens when you get to the end of a bag of chips.

"Dude we're almost out of this bag of chips, I can't finish this dip." - Chad Chadington

"DUDE, make a chip crutch dumbass." - Nick Nickelback

"My god... you're a genius." Chad Chadington

by Chet Chestsky May 20, 2013

Uber Chip

The chip in the bag of doritos that has the most flavor and stuff on it.

Holy shit you found the uber chip in that bag of doritos.

by Frederick Van Go Fuck Yourself June 7, 2011

chip dude

the shit. PSH yeah bitch

Krissy: "Where's, uh , the , uh, guy, the, um, um, chip dude?"

by thisismargot November 14, 2007

Ice Chipping

The act of rubbing one’s clitoris on the edge of an object/surface until said object/surface begins to break down

My clit felt sore from ice chipping my countertops.

by GranolaBitch August 22, 2018