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captain scarlet

I never got this program. Cpatain Scarlet was invincible, yet, he didnt just go and kick butt... And another thing, the enemy (the mysterons) were so FRICKING stupid! They came up with a cunning plan, but would then phone up the "good guys" to give them a "clue" which they would always solve, "just in the nick of time"
by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004
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captain kirkumcision

Dude, I watched scifi channel yesterday and performed one hell of a captain kirkumcision for like 2 hours.
by andrew nelson brown December 29, 2007
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captain beard

It is a piece of frayed string on the end of a tassle hanging from the shades of windows in high school libraries around the world.

He is the captain of a grand shipscht.
"Oy! That there is Captain Beard"
"Ay, he hasn't had a good frollick in a month"
"I hear the crabs are ten stories high and he is just waitin to snork em' "
by Kenscht February 17, 2007
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Captain Hook

A penis bent either to the left or right. Normally is not a slight bend but a curve. Almost always an undesirable trait.
Holy crap, James has a captain hook!
by Stanli April 18, 2006
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tapped by the Captain

Definition: ready to head to the bathroom to drop a dookey, pinch a loaf, take a dump, see an indian about a horse. Ready to POOP!

Beckground: From the Ticket's (KTCK 1310 - Dallas) superhero, Captain Doo Doo, who fights crime in a different way. He saved the world from an asteroid.
Man, I went to that Super Buffet. Durin' my second plate, I got tapped by the captain. Almost didn't make it either!
by Leif June 10, 2006
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Captain Knots

Look over there it's a Captain Knots kicking ass in LoL.
by AmbientWalrus September 8, 2012
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Smooth Captain

The drink of Captain Morgan's and Amp'd.

Ratio of 1/3 Captain Morgan's and 2/3's Amp'd. Best proportianlized in a mug without using the whole of the amp'd can. The drinks cancel each other's flavors/bites and makes it smooth to drink for either preference to drink.
Mix 1:3 Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum and 2/3's Amp'd, and you've got a Smooth Captain.
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