Cursed duck

Iwant to fuck a
cheeseburger. Just
having that cheesy
goodness melt all
around my cock would
make me feel at ease
with the world again,
Being able to cum
inside a dead cow
makes me feel so alive.
I have been banned
from 231 McDonald's
for public
masturbation.
Whenever I see an ad
for McDonald's I get so
fucking horny. God I
want to fuck a
cheeseburger.
by Cursed ducky September 09, 2022
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The Caesar's Curse

The day-long bout of violent, burning diarhhea you get after eating Little Caesar's pizza.
I should not have ordered pizza last night, now i've got the Caesar's Curse.
by Garfibromyalgia June 10, 2022
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CursedKoki//Cursed

Cursedkoki//Cursed is a wonderfull person who talks about spaghetti in toasters, he is known to be a kokichi main and kinnie on Ace Atorney Online on the server HDF
Cursed is cursed isnt cursed? as you see this is a cursed sentence made my cursed.-jed1 ((Cursedkoki//cursed
by Cursedd April 01, 2021
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Curse of Chymezeen

The chymezeen curse occurs when one person has deep feelings for another, who reciprocates but not to the same extent. This imbalance leads to a curse affecting the one who loves more intensely. The curse disrupts their relationship and inflicts profound dread, misery, and sorrow on the more devoted lover, while the other person develops a strong aversion towards them. A mysterious black figure is involved in this curse, requiring a vision where the cursed individual is compelled to harm the one who loved them most. The figure exerts control, leaving the person powerless to alter their actions. They face a choice: to swap curses or say goodbye forever. If they choose to swap, the roles reverse; the one who loved deeply now harbors hatred, while the one who initially hated becomes filled with love.
Curse of Chymezeen
by hidden curses February 02, 2025
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CPP Curse

Since the bitches at Cal Poly Pomona and Pomona, in general, are in general so fucking mid the males attending or living near CPP are afflicted by the CPP Curse, the curse inflicts bronco vision and buffs ugly bitches stats. In layman's terms all since all the girls are so ugly at cpp a 4/10 normally would get bumped up to a 7/10. The curse also does not allow attractive women to join the school and hypes up ugly bitches leaving normally attractive males stuck with women way below their leagues.
Bro the CPP Curse strikes again, my homie fucked a mid white woman and was proud
by I-hate-fat-bitches February 28, 2023
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cursed boi

a VERY cursed cat that kitboy_orb drew and now they use as pfp
he is a cursed boi, a chonky boi
by ms.idontgototherapy May 11, 2021
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FAC (Free Attention Curse)

when you want someone to want you and give you lots of attention, without actually having to admit or acknowledge you want them
being stuck under the curse of wanting/farming/basking in the constant attention from the preferred sex
She is only talking to all those guys because she is under the FAC (Free Attention Curse).
by eeyuh February 17, 2025
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