Chapman Curse

To be bad at everything-
A bad gambler-
To be overweight, unattractive and undesirable to women

I can’t believe they lost tonight, I bet my house on them! I must have the Chapman Curse

Why is it I always go home from the bar alone? Must be the Chapman Curse. Goodbye everyone :)

by RKO2020 March 9, 2021

Pharaoh's Curse

The Pharaoh's Curse is a phenomenon, commonly associated with the sentence: "Return the slab!" It's symptoms include: Having Twisting Sand Land music play randomly, coughing up sand, falling into sand, and more.

"Hey did you see how that guy got inflicted by the Pharaoh's Curse?"
"RETURN THE SLAB"

by Gregorius Technecities September 10, 2023

Simp Curse

When you simp for so long bad things could happen.

Bob has been a simp for months now and recently found a tumor in his head he thinks he has the Simp Curse.

by TesterLester January 23, 2021

99% Curse

Losing a point at 99% in Overwatch, and then losing the round.

I just got 99% cursed on Ilios.

by RCR terms May 24, 2025

Curse of the Stage Kiss

Two actors falling in love after kissing or making love in a movie or stage production.

Relationships like Miley Cyrus & Leim Hemsworth and Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman have fallin under the curse of the stage kiss.

by Writer@<3 April 11, 2015

Curse Of The Console

When you always want to be playing on “insert console” but you have things to do.

“Did you heard from Jim he’s been out.”

“I heard he got the curse of the console!”

by Cubeking April 19, 2022

Mikey’s curse

A curse in manhua, manhwas or mangas that turns a non-humanoid character into a loli

Person 1: “Thank god she didn’t turn into a loli”
Person 2: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MIKEY’S CURSE IS BACK

by Onira April 7, 2024