Steamed Crabs

To shit or fart on your partners crab infested pubes.

"I totally farted on that dudes junk during a lap dance and gave him Steamed Crabs."

by Bleedingoak November 2, 2012

Crab driver

Bad tempered taxi driver with an attitude.

That cabbie was really obnoxious. He's definitely a crab driver.

by docsterx July 3, 2011

Crab driver

Bad tempered taxi driver with an attitude.

That cabbie was really obnoxious. He's definitely a crab driver.

by docsterx July 3, 2011

Crab Fat

When the penis has fat rolls on it; including the balls

"Some girl said they had sex with Damien and he had so much Crab Fat!"

"I hope my boyfriend doesn't have Crab Fat."
"Girls with Crab Fat fetishes are weird"

by Leafyslilfaggot September 2, 2017

Land Crab

A 'Land Crab' is a person that is very un-accustomed to the sea. Or one that IS accustomed to the sea - but just do not like it.
This term is derived from the norwegian word 'Landkrabbe'.

The other guys wanted him to get in the boat with them, but since there was a bit of wind, and him being a land crab, he declined and walked away..

by SAMANTICMAN February 12, 2019

stank crab

The act of dripping hot butter from your Crab Legs on your lady friend's forehead while she's taking care of you at your Family BBQ.

"Yo, I got your cousin to give me a Stank Crab at the family BBQ on Saturday! Oh, and How Ya Momma and Them Been?

by J Suave February 13, 2022

local crab

"Local crab says Hello to wanderers!"

Local crab, a crab with a radio for a body and claws for hands

by icetea622 June 30, 2023