Crab Fat

When the penis has fat rolls on it; including the balls

"Some girl said they had sex with Damien and he had so much Crab Fat!"

"I hope my boyfriend doesn't have Crab Fat."
"Girls with Crab Fat fetishes are weird"

by Leafyslilfaggot September 2, 2017

Crab walking

Crab walking is when a female or male after intercourse does that awkward shuffle while cupping their vagina/anus to avoid drippage.

"You should have seen him/her crab walking to the loo after i dumped a massive load of my special sauce in him/her."

by Billnyeforking November 16, 2016

Land Crab

A 'Land Crab' is a person that is very un-accustomed to the sea. Or one that IS accustomed to the sea - but just do not like it.
This term is derived from the norwegian word 'Landkrabbe'.

The other guys wanted him to get in the boat with them, but since there was a bit of wind, and him being a land crab, he declined and walked away..

by SAMANTICMAN February 12, 2019

local crab

"Local crab says Hello to wanderers!"

Local crab, a crab with a radio for a body and claws for hands

by icetea622 June 30, 2023

crab out

the action used to leave an awkward situation.

you place your hands on your hips, and then lunge to your right or left to mimick a crab walking sideways.

it is a fast and efficient way of both leaving and brightening up an awkward situation.

Joe and his girlfriend started arguing infront of me...so i crabbed out.

or

This is a bit awkward, better crab out.

by Robertoo March 13, 2013

Crab Pineapple

Some one who Shat themselves while they did a shit on there pants while they fucked there mum

Oh i did a crab pineapple

by Crab Pineapple 69 June 29, 2017

stank crab

The act of dripping hot butter from your Crab Legs on your lady friend's forehead while she's taking care of you at your Family BBQ.

"Yo, I got your cousin to give me a Stank Crab at the family BBQ on Saturday! Oh, and How Ya Momma and Them Been?

by J Suave February 13, 2022