Contagion

A group of anti-vaxxers

A contagion has gathered at the park to spread measles to each other.

by Resurchvax November 18, 2018

console cuck

Someone who only uses consoles to game. And thinks that consoles are the superior way to do so.

That dude won't cave and buy a decent PC. What a console Cuck.

by FatherMurder November 28, 2017

Contrepreneur

A con artist who makes their fortune by fooling wantrepreneurs into thinking they're getting a great deal or coming into some easy money when the reality is it's the contrepreneur making the real money.

Nigel told the desperate group of wannabe entrepreneurs that they'd all be millionaires in six months if they paid him 15k, but Nigel was the only one getting rich, Nigel was a Contrepreneur.

by MIKE WINNET November 4, 2018

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota.

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

by Siriusexclu October 27, 2020

consent accident

The act of forcing oneself onto a non-consenting party for the purposes of sexual gratification under the pretext that they did not understand that the non-consenting party's objections to said sexual contact.

HR: "Elliot, one of your colleagues claimed that you sexually assaulted them at the office Christmas party"
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."

by Robert Sanvagene November 8, 2022

Congress

Do-Nothing Fucktards who couldn't solve a problem if it was eating them alive anus first.

If Congress isn't stopped, it will bring about complete economic collapse.

by The Daily Show April 29, 2013

Table of Contents

A complex chart consisting of dates, page numbers, topics, etc. that math and science teachers enjoy making you do. Your teacher will harp at you to write down the table of contents every day and threaten your grade if you don't. It is intended to be useful, but for the most part, it's not.

Teacher, glaring at your paper: Have you done the table of contents for today?
You: N-n-no?
Teacher: *eyebrows raise* You have to do the table of contents every day! Minus 10 classwork points.

by Falling Upward February 21, 2020