Using a chip bag (normally Doritos) crushing up the chips and putting ramen noodles and hot water in it. After you let it sit you got a mushy mess of goodness. A quick fix jail snack similar to a Ghetto Spread.
Dude 1: Yo what u making that actually smells good
Person 2: Just jail house burritos this shit slaps.
Dude 1: oh fs let me get a bite.
Person 2: Just jail house burritos this shit slaps.
Dude 1: oh fs let me get a bite.
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Person 1: Where are you getting all that money from?
Person 2: My dick!
Person 1: What?!
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Person 1: What?!
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