blowjob

The only thing a girls should have to do and for a little fun mouth fuck the bitch too!

That girls tongue ring was amazing during that blowjob.

by DSHO October 3, 2007

H2 blowjob

An H2 BLOWJOB is a humming blowjob that does more than just get you hard, but, not enough to make you cum.

H3 BLOWJOB = The biggest and best Hummer there is, rich in cum-blasting pleasure!

H2 BLOWJOB = Medium Hummer; (1) Get hard, (2) Lots of pleasure, but (3) you'll have to move on to fucking to finish.

H3 BLOWJOB = Mini Hummer; you get hard, and that's it. Start fucking ASAP!

by Peter Eaton June 23, 2006

Reverse Blowjob

Another word for Buttsex.

You lose your butt hymen when you engage in a Reverse Blowjob.

by Le Petomane October 15, 2004

cheese of blowjobs

A meme meaning ya dun goofed, or that something or someone has horribly failed it/themselves, or something is mind bogglingly stupid.

That, my dear sir, is the cheese of blowjobs. Good Day!

by failopisfail September 10, 2010

Brazilian Blowjob

When a male is having sexual relations with a pregnant lady friend, and during this carnal, love-making session the fetus of the pregnant lady friend reaches down, grabs the male's member, and begins to give him a blowjob.

Ben: How was sex last night with Jenny?
Brandon: Ah, it was just okay until I got a Brazilian Blowjob!
Ben: A Brazilian Blowjob!?! AWESOME! (AT THIS POINT BEN GIVES BRANDON A HIGH FIVE)

by stallworth July 12, 2006

Blowjob

Sticking a Penis in a male/female's mouth and then squirting out cum.

Dave:Andrea, can you bend down and give me a blowjob?
Andrea:Oh yes Dave I dont mind at all.
Dave: Ok, can you start?
Andrea: Ok Dave,I started.
Dave: I'm already cumming, thank you Andrea!
Andrea: Your welcome!

by I'm Horny,12 Foot Long Penis June 24, 2010

dirty blowjob

A Homo going down on his partner after his partner has just finished rogering him senseless.

dirty blowjob Brno sucks his boyfriends dick which is covered with his own feces.

by Phucknob February 27, 2011