Batman Glowing Green

The universally most common solution to a problem, the way Batman is always holding kryptonite to beat Superman. Used to take the place of a longer answer that is generally already known.

Addict: "I struggle with addiction."
Non-addict: "Batman Glowing Green."

by Dr. Mangoman April 29, 2025

Z4QQQ Batman Symbol

A wheel of fortune guess for absolute idiots.

“Uh let’s see, I’ll take a Z4QQQ Batman Symbol for my guess.”

by CoolioRaviolio April 16, 2023

batman

a cry baby a person who is stupid and dumb he is an orphan

Girl1: ew its batman
Girl2: *hurls*

by galaxy712 January 25, 2022

Batman

Dar. Him.

Person: "Is that him?"
Person 2: "yes that's him. Batman."

by shh0w2020 May 16, 2023

batman weight

Someone who has a low tolerance to goons

Lucy is such a batman weight

by ez._.zen April 24, 2023

Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.

Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)

by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third May 9, 2023

Batman

When you have sex and after you cum, you have to kill her parents.

Dude last night i did a batman

by Mc_loving69 January 15, 2018