Cheeky Batman

The act of charging ones phone, whilest showering exciting oneself and masturbating.

"Why'd you take so long?"

"Sorry, I was having a cheeky batman. I was horny, dirty and my phone needed charging."

by CheekyBatman October 17, 2015

Batman

A deranged rich orphan who fights clowns and has sex with women who role play as cats

I am Batman.

by Da_watchin_penn.jpg June 7, 2021

batman

a man who briar sounds like

-- hi have you talked to batman
--why would i do that, its a female
-- good point trump

by ohmaloolo January 15, 2022

Batman

It's me, I'm batman, not even lying it's a last name referring to a german family.

Mr.Batman please come to the front of the room.

by I'm CAsey Batman November 19, 2019

Batman

Batman is the goth superhero who doesn't have powers and is considered "lame", but he beat Superman, who has multiple powers.

Friend: Ew, batman is so lame.
Me: He beat superman dude. You're ;ame.

by DJ KHALIDDDDDD (with 6 Ds) January 31, 2019

Batman Birds

Batman birds is the alternative way to say "bats" If you forget it somehow

Guy 1: What was the word for those black animals in caves?
Guy 2: Batman Birds.
Guy 1: You mean bats?
Guy 2: Stfu.

by Alex_Bean September 19, 2021

Michael Keaton's Batman

One of the best in the Bat suit. Movie and his performances were well received despite the naysayers before the movie was screen.

Troy "Did you watch Michael Keaton's Batman?"
Fred "Oh yeah man, he hung upside down in one of the scenes"

by Jonathan-Ang October 31, 2017