artificial baller

someone who is a fake cool guy/girl and are typically of the Caucasian decent.

Man, are those spinners from walmart? Man, be such an artificial baller

by MikeJen June 24, 2008

Head Baller

Head baller; noun.

Head Baller is normally assigned this title after proving themselves worthy of being leader of their peers. The head baller tends to be female and has subtle authority over her male friends. She will have an under dog called shot caller - who she will let believe 'calls the shots' to keep the peace and harmony within said peer group.

Male friend: yo head baller wanna go cinema tonight?

Head baller: yeah sure can we see that new chick flick?

Male friend shot caller: hell no!

Head baller: alright fine we won't go out

Male friend: well I suppose we could if you get the popcorn!

Head baller: yeah that's cool

*whipping sound*

by HBLK June 19, 2013

female baller

A female baller who can school everyone and anyone no matter the size. Usually a good ball handler and/or shooter

Wow that girl is a female baller! She schooled me in gym in a one on one game

by Magic Conch 31 September 12, 2013

Busty Balled Bobby

Large/ Enhanced sized testicales.

I didnt know that randy was such a busty balled bobby.

by anonym.ous December 28, 2016

9 balled

To totally lose at pool. Or anything thing where you get totally and utterly beaten at with no chance of any dignity.

Amy got 9 balled at pool, and had to face the consequences.

by HyperSpace Monkey February 1, 2017

noah baller

A very popular youtuber who posts on every Monday Wednesday and Friday. He posts all kinds of content all for his subscribers or the nj ballers

Noah Baller is an amazing person!

by Noah Baller May 16, 2018

Dirty Ballerina

The effect of wiping your ass and your finger breaks the paper & gets covered on crap

He paraded his finger like some dirty ballerina after breaking through the paper whilst wiping his arse

by Nephalim18 August 3, 2018