Someone who is an expert at bagel making, specifically in the thinly sliced bagels. They also use garden vegetable toppings.
That girl make the most delicious bagel. I can believe shes such a skilled graphic designer AND bageler.
by bageler123 November 17, 2015

by Youareabasichoe July 6, 2015

When you get a cup of coffee and you’re bored so you put a bagel on top of it till you get a golden crisp several hours later.
by Dorkuss November 30, 2017

1. Insult. A person (usually a woman) with low cultural tastes and interests, poor education, and inflated sense of self worth; a trashy person who is vaguely bagel shaped.
2. A social leech who thinks they are contributing to society; a person who gloats about their non-efforts as immeasurable while belittling others so as to derail and steal from them; a mooch.
2. A social leech who thinks they are contributing to society; a person who gloats about their non-efforts as immeasurable while belittling others so as to derail and steal from them; a mooch.
Name is such a trash bagel! She gave grandma a big sob story about her break up and not being able to afford rent and then used the money to get fillers and go outlet shopping.
by Owda Jopal December 30, 2022

When a man spreads a vagina lips fills it with a bagel spread of there choosing, then closing it back up. This then followed by the drinking of the spread flavored piss.
Hey man last night i got one hell of a Canadian bagel.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.
by havensplayer June 13, 2018

A sexual act which involves one party hammering gravel into the other's booty cheeks(creating the, "everything," part of the bagel.) Following this, asshole will be filled with cream cheese, creating an everything bagel.
Next, the individual will have anal sex with the other, adding semen to the everything bagel. After this, the cream cheese and semen will be eaten along with the actual flesh of the ass.
Next, the individual will have anal sex with the other, adding semen to the everything bagel. After this, the cream cheese and semen will be eaten along with the actual flesh of the ass.
"Dude did you hear that Charlie gave Brennon a Czechoslovakian Everything Bagel last night?"
"I did, totally brutal dude."
"I did, totally brutal dude."
by drinking24ozofwaterrn June 21, 2024

When a person or people are secretly indulging in very kinky and erotic sexual acts, but it is unknown to the general public
by Lume9797 March 24, 2016
