tight butthole moment

Refers to a close call or high pressure-type situation

I had a tight butthole moment while evading the cops during my trip to New Orleans last week

by Kumpel June 9, 2022

Butthole Cracker Wacker

someone who makes you mad and is a butthole cracker wacker

OMG SHUT UP BUTTHOLE CRACKER WACKER

by morrrr September 2, 2022

Ghost butthole grabber

When you stealthily swim up on someone in the pool and you poke them in the butthole and then say "ghost butthole grabber... yeahhh"

I just got poked by that "ghost butthole grabber"

by Hizzlebadizzle March 31, 2022

butthole high-dive

To dive or take a leap toward ones anus for painful penatration, at a distance anywhere from 3 to 33ft. Figuratively or actually. More so along the lines of having to do something stupid and painful.

I feel that I'm just standing in line for a butthole high-dive in the army at times.

Josh, why did you have to butthole high-dive me last nite with tricking me into the two-hand touch with that wildabeast at the bar?

by Chacharillo February 18, 2017

Flammin' Hot Butthole

After consuming an entire bag of the delicious Flammin' Hot Cheetos, before bed. You will arise in the morning needing to leave some wolf bait aka releasing feces. At this point you will realize that you have made a bad choice. You're rear end will then feel as if you have been inhaling, the previously stated, Flammin' Hot Cheetos, directly into you're butthole.

Kid: ahhhh, arrgggghhh, awwwww, my tender anus.

Mother: Whats wrong honey.
Kid: Too many flammin' hot cheetos
Mother:(To father) I think our son has a Flammin' hot butthole.

by Christmas Tang September 2, 2010

Jordan's loose butthole

A hole that is very moist and loose on a man named Jordan. Aka VFT

This guy is so jordan's loose butthole .

by 1569Wheels1569 May 16, 2013

Fist Her Butthole

The single defining factor that determines if you are gay or not. To accomplish this feat, will make you instantly straight. However until accomplished, even if you have a girlfriend, you are deemed gay.

Eric: Dude, did you fist her butthole yet?
Josh: Nah, not yet man, waiting for the right time.
Eric: Fag.

by The P-P-P-Punisher February 28, 2011