my boyfriend. the most perfect person in the world. i love him so much it’s not even funny anymore. he has a big dick too
i love brandon so much i’m marrying him, he’s my soulmate. i’d pick him over hayden christensen (on some days)
by ur mum lol 69420 February 21, 2021
Get the brandonmug. A guy who when you first met them seem really great. But then they turn out to be a complete asshole and wanna be fuckboy. They are very thirsty but swear they respect women. Thye are homophobes and republicans.
by Litty193 December 30, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. The ultimate liar. A bully. Sticks his finger up his ass and then smells it. Likes to farmer blow in the house. Crushes up weird shit and shoves it up his nose. Holds the worlds record at the most jobs held for the shortest times yet tells his family he got a promotion
by Roxyroo May 2, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a tall goofy lookin motherfucker. He is extremely obnoxious and thinks he’s some sort of smart ass. He’s kind of good at sports but overall a bag of pure shit.
by Verylegitdefs April 2, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is the fattest guy you will ever meet Brandon acts like an eboy he can not be trusted and is lazy
by Brandonseen August 2, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. No neck Thumb thumb lookin dude that wears the same shorts every day because nothing else fits and loves breaking condoms
by KokoKL June 4, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a fresh african who sings to god everyday. He is usually the type of person to eat someones ass and never talk to them again. Brandon is the best person to hang with but the smelliest one.
Brandon is a retard
by penismuncher_123 March 1, 2020
Get the Brandonmug.