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He’s is a writer, director and owns a school of some sort. He is an incredible sexual being with an extremely high but giving libido. He can act, work in comedy and is a stunning father. Benjamin enjoys crowds but does not love talking to a lot of people. He suffers from ADHD and does not like to be at home, nor get up early. A Benjamin is a vampire with a good heart.
He’s is a writer, director and owns a school of some sort. He is an incredible sexual being with an extremely high but giving libido. He can act, work in comedy and is a stunning father. Benjamin enjoys crowds but does not love talking to a lot of people. He suffers from ADHD and does not like to be at home, nor get up early. A Benjamin is a vampire with a good heart.
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Get the Benjamin Netanyahumug. A girl that is indescribable, but misjudged by many. Doubted by most including herself but never underestimate the doubt you have for her the outcome will always prove you wrong. A loving and reliable individual who cares deeply for anyone she loves. Has more talents than she knows and that will be pursued. a love for art, and an ear for music. A girl that has been though a lot in her past that has made her stronger along the way of life. Someone who has never considered herself perfect and has always thought more of others than herself. So many assumptions about her but not yet any answers. She doesn’t fit in with many not because she’s an Outkast but because they don’t fit in with her. She’s so unique and has her own way of doing everything, although that’s the reality she’s hard on herself instead and takes the blame for not being accepted by anyone. A girl that doesn’t think much of her looks but others definitely do. Goes with the flow and won’t stress unless she has too very easy going. If you have a Brooke Benjamin keep her she’s worth a lot.
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Born: (sometime in the 1800s per his demeanor)
Died: September 27th, 2035
Born in the quaint town of Heidelberg MS Benjamin Evelyn Waters was the proud adopted and abducted son to a family of beavers. Strange as it may sound, Benjamin surely enjoyed his grueling education in his younger years as he learned to stop up the city’s water supply with twigs and dead cats as he used his bodily functions as jet propulsion through the various streams and sewers. He became well known for his skills in sticky things and outlandish sentences, so much so that a community near his town was promptly named in honor of his frequent visits to its meadows where he delivered copious amounts of Benjamin Evelyn Waters seedlings to fellow female beavers.
Benjamin Evelyn Waters pursued his aspirations to leave his primitive ways, and become a great man. Sadly, this did not happen. He did however become a very accomplished literary writer. He is best known for his auto-biography: “The Transgressing Life of a Silent But Deadly Man,” and his renowned poem, “Oh My Weary Soul, Why Hast Thou Fucked Me?”
Not much is known about Benjamin Evelyn Waters middle-age years, as no one cared to record his life events. This, as he would later go on to comment, “ was not anyone’s fucking business anyway.“
Benjamin Evelyn Waters died on Sept 27th, 2035 after farting so violently that his heart burst asunder.
He is survived by his concubine, Desiree, and his son Theodore Relevance Waters
Born: (sometime in the 1800s per his demeanor)
Died: September 27th, 2035
Born in the quaint town of Heidelberg MS Benjamin Evelyn Waters was the proud adopted and abducted son to a family of beavers. Strange as it may sound, Benjamin surely enjoyed his grueling education in his younger years as he learned to stop up the city’s water supply with twigs and dead cats as he used his bodily functions as jet propulsion through the various streams and sewers. He became well known for his skills in sticky things and outlandish sentences, so much so that a community near his town was promptly named in honor of his frequent visits to its meadows where he delivered copious amounts of Benjamin Evelyn Waters seedlings to fellow female beavers.
Benjamin Evelyn Waters pursued his aspirations to leave his primitive ways, and become a great man. Sadly, this did not happen. He did however become a very accomplished literary writer. He is best known for his auto-biography: “The Transgressing Life of a Silent But Deadly Man,” and his renowned poem, “Oh My Weary Soul, Why Hast Thou Fucked Me?”
Not much is known about Benjamin Evelyn Waters middle-age years, as no one cared to record his life events. This, as he would later go on to comment, “ was not anyone’s fucking business anyway.“
Benjamin Evelyn Waters died on Sept 27th, 2035 after farting so violently that his heart burst asunder.
He is survived by his concubine, Desiree, and his son Theodore Relevance Waters
“Here lies Benjamin Evelyn Waters amidst a field of roses.
The gas could not wait, but the strain was too great,
And now he drinks with Moses.”
The gas could not wait, but the strain was too great,
And now he drinks with Moses.”
by Lather Me With Butter September 20, 2022
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