Bald Bastard Classic

Where you chug a 5 hour energy, take a XO and chug a tall redbull

“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic

by iiTzXan June 26, 2023

Bald Oikawa

a bald ass mf from some anime

man 1: hey bro its bald oikawa

man 2: wow he looks so dumb

by hotdog the boi December 20, 2020

Bald teeth

A man with near limitless power. He is also number #1

WOW! Bald teeth over there is a really awesome guy ha i wish i was him.
-David

by A really awesome and cool dude February 16, 2021

bald nugget

Unprepared, lack of preparation

Corey you forgot your wallet! Don’t go in the store bald nugget

by Laundrybask3t June 07, 2022

Bald Nugget

“Unprepared/without a safety net”

You can’t go talk to that girl bald nugget. You need to have a plan.

by WILDaboutGURLS May 31, 2022

Bald Orloff

When you shave each other’s nuts and then, using the shaving lotion as lubricant, you slide your balls into each other’s asshole. This typically works best with two older men.

Hey Brian. Let’s go the the bathroom and slide into a bald Orloff

by Carlos Carlos August 27, 2022

bald racoon

When you shave your balls and your pubes off and it makes your dick look like a bald raccoon

My friend Joe got a bald racoon and he regrets it

by Glizzy mastsr February 06, 2022