The type of person that gets mad at all the small things. Yells when things doesn’t go her way, and complains just because she loves attention. It gets worse. She smells bad, and has a bun that makes her look like Olive oil from Popeyes. Somehow, the color blue also looks green. If you find an Alyssa at a bar or anywhere else, make sure to run away
by Ksalami November 23, 2021
Get the Alyssamug. Girl that is bound to be with a man know as Ronald. Commonly known as a woman who bitched Owen atkins
by Bennidicto June 6, 2023
Get the Alyssamug. 
she is my best friend and she is a great person who deserves all the love in the world, thank you for existing You bitch . And yeah you’re sexy as fuck
by Janiswag November 20, 2021
Get the Alyssamug. by chugsumballz November 23, 2021
Get the Alyssamug. People named Alyssa are the fattest skets you have ever met, if you are friends with someone called Alyssa you should just leave them or absolutely batter them they think they are really fit but are just bare clapped
by SKENG 4792 November 12, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. Alyssa is a annoying beautiful girl, she is obsessed with tiktok and loves jokes. She probably has a monkey pfp and a judgemental sister and a sad child backstory, a traumatic one too. She’s probably basic but cool, she has cool guy syndrome 😎
by Ilikewomenandmen September 14, 2020
Get the Alyssamug.