Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. ๐ค๐ฉ๐ฆ๐๐ฑ๐
by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. ๐ค๐ฉ๐ฆ๐๐ฑ๐
by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

went from aโs to dโs and so did my grades, so now my โaggressionโ turned into โdeterminationโ.
by trishlovesfish January 23, 2021

Did you have sex with my barn owl is what to ask when you find your barn owl at the neighbor's, dressed in gaudy lingerie and smelling of cheap booze and jizz.
A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.
A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.
Frontenac was obliged to ask, "Did you have sex with my barn owl?" when he found "Barney" at his neighbor's in a compromising position.
He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."
He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."
by scodder May 14, 2010

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. ๐ค๐ฉ๐ฆ๐๐ฑ๐
by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

In a historic mid-1800's sewing-speed contest, Elias Howe was able to sew 250 stitches per minute on his mechanical wonder, as opposed to a mere thirty stitches that a group of professional seamstresses were able to make in that same allotment of time. I imagine that said fleet-fingered ladies exchanged astonished gawking stares and asked each other, "HOWE did he make stitches so fast???"
by QuacksO April 5, 2019

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. ๐ค๐ฉ๐ฆ๐๐ฑ๐
by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016
