Alyssa

Someone who is an absolute flake and so rediculously toxic you can’t escape her no matter how much you want to.

I can’t stand how much I love Alyssa!

by juliequinnbee October 2, 2020

Alyssa

Somebody with big breasts and a small, luscious pussy.

Can I fuck you, Alyssa?

by scratch my back and gimme food October 12, 2020

Alyssa

The hottest girl in any school, Alyssa never tries to hurt you. She had sex with me in the bathrooms DURING CLASS. She is the best any guy could ask for.

Alyssa, you are the greatest.

by HiYo1234 October 13, 2020

alyssa

cringe neckbeard redditor

alyssa: wwo i am a cringe neckbeard redditor
wveryone: yea

by funnyman12637472 October 19, 2020

paul and alyssa

The act of two hoes sucking a shemales dick while playing overwatch and watching pewdiepie.

I saw paul and alyssa last night.

by BigDickJohn69 September 30, 2017

Alyssa-weight

Lighter than a light weight when drinking alcohol

They're such an Alyssa-weight

by AVBAF May 27, 2017

alyssa and aeron

2 teens that are secretly in love with each other. Nobody doesn't know about this young romance because they are mostly the quite and smart people.

Person 1 - Have u seen alyssa and aeron today? because I haven't seen them all day.

Person 2 - actually no, I haven't seen them at all.

alyssa and aeron are hanging out under at big tree sitting next together.

by Shadowlee123 June 23, 2017