band aid it

to apply a band aid on a cut scratch or scrape

your cut looks pretty bad maybe you should band aid it

by zerordie323 August 5, 2006

Band aid

noun - using a female for the night, after breaking up with your girl, and then throwing her away

I need a band aid to help this little wound I have.

by tomcat3825 April 21, 2011

Hearing-AIDS

What happens when you get fucked in the ear.

George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie

Mayo: No, what happened

George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head

by silverlemur December 13, 2008

SKATE-AID

SKATE-AID patches go on skateboarder shoes to protect from trick holes. SKATE-AID patches can Help with skate shoe repair. they are little rubber patches that protect skaters shoes from holes. check it out www.skateaid.us

You ollie on a skateboard or trick your shoes get wear holes. SKATE-AID patches protect skate shoes from getting holes. NO MORE HOLES website www.skateaid.us

by SKATE-AID January 21, 2010

Spaghetti Aids

A form of aids transmitted through putting AID infested blood on ones Spaghetti

Girl: Last night was perfect, the Spaghetti was amazing! What sauce was that?
Guy: It was my blood, sorry madam, you have Spaghetti Aids "Flies out window"
Girl: Welp i donee goofed up badly mistaken

by Mr.werbenjagermanjensen jr November 15, 2017

Lung Aids

Slang for COVID-19 respiratory illness and any variant by the SARS-CoV-2 virus.

"Oh bro, did you hear Jerry just got fucked up by the Covid?!" Yeah, I don't know if he is gonna survive the Lung Aids."

by Insolence1sBliss December 13, 2021

Jungle Aids

Similar to that of Parkview aids, it is a form of the common cold which attacks your throat and sinuses. It will leave you feeling like pure shit to say the least. Jungle aids was formed in a pool at a fraternity party located in Miami, Fl and has been slowly increasing to a minor pandemic level.

Bro 1: yo did you cawp at the party?

Bro 2: yeah man I did but tbh I think I caught jungle aids. I’m not feeling so hot.

Bro 1: At least it’s not Parkview aids

by Thatsupercooldude5566 July 20, 2021