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Filthy Footlong

A possibly world-record shattering turd that measures from end to end, at the very least, 12 inches.
Samantha: "Why were you laughing so hard in the bathroom?"
Barbara: "Holy shit, bitch. I just made a filthy footlong in there. I haven't flushed it yet - you wanna see?"
Samantha: "Hell no, that's disgusting! By the way, why the fuck is your name Barbara?"
by anonguy654280 February 20, 2022
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Filthy tart

P1: “Hey you seen Kyra?”
P2: “Yh she’s such a filthy tart”
P1 & P2: “KYRA’s SUCH A FILTHY TART”
by FilthyTartLover69 July 27, 2025
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The Filthy Spaniard

A very cool guy in the For Honor community who's in charge of r/CompetitiveForHonor. He has also collaborated with Ubisoft to help For Honor players git gud.
Oh ma gerd, is that The Filthy Spaniard?!
by Bodied_Man August 16, 2021
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Filthy Miracle Worker

A friend or confidant that plays Cupid on your behalf. Someone who offers you online dating advice or arranges the opportunity for you to meet new lovers via their Internet profiles.

If the hookup is successful, the person that facilitated the situation is known as a Filthy Miracle Worker.
Dan set me up with a girl he has been talking to on a dating website. Had a great night. The guy is a legend and a filthy miracle worker.
by creativecaravan May 15, 2014
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Filthy Fredrick

The act of putting one’s finger up their asshole, then sticking the aforementioned finger in another persons ear. Similar to a “wet willy”.
My girlfriend pissed me off last night, so I gave her a Filthy Fredrick while she was sleeping. Now she has an ear infection.
by Iamngz April 17, 2024
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Filthy ghetto nigga

A stupid ass nigga that lives in a ghetto and sucks off people for a dime
Eww look at him he’s a filthy ghetto nigga
by wjdixnsn February 27, 2024
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Filthy Alice

Alice is filthy.

Sorry Alice.
by Non-filthy bon July 28, 2023
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