silly beast

when something is not doing what its supposed to do

or

when something is not really designed to do something

1. twitter is a silly beast for writing essays

2. the old jukebox is a silly beast for reliability

3. the Tasmanian Tiger is a silly beast for surviving in the wild

by joelpj April 12, 2010

Beast Egg

Another word for animal poop.

I went into my backyard to clean up my dog's beast egg.

by chiads January 19, 2010

Whistle Beast

A obese woman in West Texas with a rediqulously high self esteem. Average (230 lbs +) Usually surrounded by slightly attractive women. (5-7s). Also known to have superb cock blocking abilities.

Damn the two girls over by the bar are hot, but their friend is a fucking whistle beast.

by xHypeBeast January 20, 2013

Beast Choke

Similar to auto erotic asphyxiation, Beast Choke occurs when you have a heavy weight animal sit on your chest to restrict breathing for sexual pleasure.

My Labradoodle knew i was having a bad day today. She came and sat on my chest and Beast Choked me. I slept really well after that.

by DanBootAss August 24, 2011

Mother Beast

The definition of terror when playing Pokemon Sun and Moon.

I was so ready to catch the legendary pokemon, until I saw Mother Beast. Then I started to regret my life choices that lead me to this moment.

by roamingpandas February 5, 2017

Ween Beast

Someone that frequently wears orange and black even though its not holloween.

Im the beast of halloween, im a ween beast.

by beastin the ween June 10, 2011

Yeast in the Beast

Dimorphic Fungi exist in potentially two forms.

They can be remembered as “Yeast in the beast, mold in the
cold."

Yeast in the beast (warm temperature, in the host), Mold in the cold (cold temperature, in the soil).

I can't remember if molds grow in the soil or in people.
Its easy, "Mold in the Cold, Yeast in the Beast".

Oh yeah!

by YeastofThese April 19, 2012