opening windows

slank and much more entertaining way of saying "masterbating"

I like opening windows to let the breeze in. Some poeple have trouble opening windows because they are rusty. Opening windows in school isn't always appropriate. After I finish opening windows, all I see is sunlight.

by thelunchtable June 10, 2011

Windows News

A piece of fucking shit button that is stuck in my Taskbar and opens every single time I hover my mouse over it for 0.000001 seconds. It opens a popup that covers like about 40% of your screen, but only the area's that you are currently looking at. It shows some irrelevant news articles, and the weather and whatnot. It's icon is usually the weather of 2 hours ago or a dumb little pamphlet.

Bob: what is that virus on your screen?

Carl: That is Windows News.

Bob: is it dangerous?

Carl: Oh you don't even know!

by IRealyHateWindowsNews December 20, 2021

The Window Of Opportunity

when you are giving it to a chick doggy style in front of a window; you are both facing the window. You pull out and let a friend take over while you run outside and wave to the chick you were nailing through the window while your friend is doing her. She will be very confused after this.

oh dude, last night jessica freaked out when josh and I gave her the window of opportunity.

by Greenranger January 11, 2008

window waver

When you're fucking your girl and your best friend comes and takes your spot without her knowing and you walk out the house and go to the window and she looks up and sees you waving at her through the window,

Hey Rick, me and John gave Cindy a window waver last night and it was hilarious!

by Manuel Herman January 5, 2014

windows 11

DO NOT GET WINDOWS 11 YOU DONT NEED THAT MANY WINDOWS 10 IS GOOD ENOUGH

i downloaded windows 11 to my computer and i hate it

by methaddict666 March 30, 2022

the gray window

That moment for a man when the right amount of gray hair in your beard/hair starts to attract 20 year olds like lemmings. (Particularly true for Gay men. See also: Daddy)

Why are so many chickens crossing the road? Because I'm in the Gray Window.

by Life At The Drawing Board August 19, 2014

Window of Slopportunity

The drunk window of time when your standards diminish and you will fuck anything that walks until the moment you pass out.

Greg's window of slopportunity is rapidly closing.

by Damson Hoochie May 12, 2017