Jive Turkey

1. Someone who lies all the time.

2. Someone who does unbelievable (usually bad) things.

3. An arrogant disrespectful punk who is full of crap.

It is considered by many to be the most insulting word. ever.

1. Sean said that he beat Andrew in madden '09, but he didn't. What a jive turkey.

2. Calello. What a jive turkey.

3. Mick and Theo think they can beat Chris and Harry in 2 on 2 basketball, what jive turkeys.

by BarryJive December 19, 2008

turkey leg

A 750 mL bottle of Wild Turkey.

"Oh man, that 48-minute version of Freebird was sweet. Let's kill a turkey leg before the encore."

or

"I'm sorry officer, one minute I was cracking open a turkey leg, next thing I knew I woke up in an ice cream truck wearing children's underpants."

or

"Dude 1: Hey, man, last night I had a turkey leg and couldn't feel my dick afterwards.
Dude 2: Wow."

by Lord of the Bling$ March 13, 2008

turkey bitch

a bitch that is so fake baked she looks like the color of a turkey fresh out the oven, these bitches tend to be unable to keep their legs closed and enjoy being stuffed.

snooki- what a turkey bitch

hey bro, i just lb'd this turkey bitch the other night, it was great!

by tightbroseph September 3, 2011

Cold Turkey

A girl that is not interested in having sex and does not accept sexual advances.

Yo dude forget about that party its full of cold turkeys.

by OdotRepresent January 27, 2009

Turkey Eye

The act of opening up the fly of one's pants and pulling out their scrotum, taking care to leave their penis inside. The ball sac resembles the snood of a turkey that hangs off one side of its face. The idea is to expose yourself without really exposing yourself. It can be kind of an inside joke to share with your friends

Damn, things were going well until Rob broke out the turkey eye.

by joebob15 January 17, 2009

turkey circle

The act of standing in the center of a circle of ladies and letting each one suck on your penis once as you rotate your way around the full 360 degree circle.

Dude I had the greatest turkey circle last night! You should have seen the necks bobbing at the turkey circle!

by Russ B July 28, 2006

turkey in the oven

Means that he has blow, or he's got the blow.

Yo playa you got that turkey in the oven?

by Mark2dWill December 11, 2007