when someone keeps trying to use a debit or credit card that dosnet work in front of you in line and it holds everyone up.
Man this guy in front of me was such a card tard the cashier said sir it says invalid pin number 3 times before finally they manually ran it through to get him out of there, and im trying to get through on my 15 min break
by Kool Mint Flava January 23, 2010
When people are so stupid they might as well be dead. They usaully have the IQ of a dead cat, they look like a deformed dog, and they cant be trusted!
by SlimTyler May 07, 2010
What time last night did we start to look like fucking rave-tards?!
Dude I don't even remember seeing you.
Dude I don't even remember seeing you.
by Tiggggggga January 03, 2010
Someone who seems to be relatively unintelligent (low GPA), but does above average on the STAR (Standardized Testing And Reporting) tests every year in the spring.
Person 1: Did Chris show you his STAR scores?
Person 2: Yea... I don't understand how he gets such bad grades but totally owns those tests...
Chris: It's because I'm a STAR-tard..
Person 2: Yea... I don't understand how he gets such bad grades but totally owns those tests...
Chris: It's because I'm a STAR-tard..
by Chrizzizzipppi April 25, 2008
the act of spotting tards in there natural environment and taking pictures. then uploading them and sharing them on social networks.
taking a picture of a "tard" as they walk into a wall. similar to epic fails."you upload a pic of some tard that crashed a car where a road splits left or right, you tag it tard spotting"
by SxMxKillSwitch July 15, 2011
"That fat kid saw an open cup of cake frosting at the end of the isle, so he ran nearly at tard speed to get it!"
by LongDONGsilber January 20, 2014
by Dave Chick October 01, 2008