Shrek

A handsome green ogre who you have no chance with

Girl 1: “ OMG look over there! It’s Shrek, he’s so hot. “
Girl 2: “ Yeah too hot for you no girl ever has a chance with him except for Princess Fiona. “

by bigwavesbigwavesss May 26, 2023

Shrek

A very handsome guy that you want to marry buy he's already taken, by me.

Barbra: that guy is a Shrek
Amanda: yes he is a Shrek

by BlackCat107 May 11, 2022

shrek

the most sexiest living being to every step foot on the horrid planet of ours

oh my fucking god i would just love for Shrek to be my valentines day date ouuu my lawd

by iloveushrek June 24, 2020

Shrek

The hottest ogre to ever be seen by light. Correction, one of the hottest living things to be seen by light

person one:"OMG its shrek😍😍😍😍😍😍"

person two:"Wow, hes so hot, I want to have little babies with him cuz he's so hot"

by Tweek_coffee July 15, 2023

Shrek

Stds

Have

Really

Excited

Knife play

Shrek was my favourite activity in the bed

by Bighairyballs December 04, 2021

SHREK

SHREK IS AS YUMMY AS MYSELF

MMMMMMMEEEEE SHREK TASTES GOOD

by defenitly not wesley November 30, 2020

shrek

shrek is a sexy as a mthrfckr that is sexy

man: come here shrek u sexy asf
girl: eeewww ur gay
man: only for shrek

by defenitly not wesley November 27, 2020