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Beer bidet

The act of tossing a mug of beer at a friend's posterior region while he is urinating in public, mooning, or just happens to have the area overly exposed.
The other night my drunk buddy was taking a leak off the balcony and had his pants around his ankles, so we gave him a beer bidet.
by Alviethestud January 26, 2010
mugGet the Beer bidetmug.

Floor beer

1.(n)An unfinished beer that someone discarded on the street in an upright and still usable position.

2.(v)The act of strolling crowded streets getting drunk off such beers.
1. I assumed that the cold, frothy lager was a most excellent of floor beers, until it's owner careened out of the bar howling obscenities at me.

2. Floor beering is a fun, free, easy way to drink yourself under the table, but one must be wary of beers that have doubled as ashtrays.
by soopafukka April 27, 2009
mugGet the Floor beermug.

Cab Beer

A beer (usually in a bottle) that needs to be consumed, but before it's finished, a cab is hailed. Since leaving a beer by itself is a form of alcohol abuse, you must sneak the beer into the cab and consume it while en route to your destination. This works well in conjunction with a "chicago", where a beer is passed around in order to consume it quickly. A "Cab Beer" is most easily performed in the back of a van-taxi, although certain species(ninja, pirate, lumberjack, chuck norris) can pull this off in a standard taxi. People who do "Cab Beer" should be held in the highest regard, for it is a sign of good taste and character.
(at a bar)
me: let's go, the show already started!
(both notice at the full opened beer bottle on the table)
me: shoot, isn't that our beer?
her: We'll knock it out on the way to the show, it's a cab beer!
by 96rt10 June 1, 2009
mugGet the Cab Beermug.

beer train

The consumption of alcoholic beverages, preferably beer, in the company of coworkers on a train ride home from work, usually on a Friday afternoon or evening.
Joe: What time is the beer train departing today?
Tom: Leaving work at 4. I'm gonna hit up the liquor store across from the station. Anything in particular you want to drink?
by slavonac11 January 24, 2014
mugGet the beer trainmug.

side beer

The beer you drink on the side as you play beer pong. You sip this in between shots and as you wait for your opponent to make cups for you to drink.
"Dude, luckly I have this side beer because you guys aren't making any cups"
by thedave4449 April 20, 2009
mugGet the side beermug.

Beer pressure

When friends goad you on to drink copious amounts of the yellow fluid, despite your own wish.
He knew he had had a few too many and yet he succumbed to the beer pressure.
by SanJan November 20, 2010
mugGet the Beer pressuremug.

Beer Advocate

Nazi Germany for the Craft Beer community... be careful what you say there... their mods will edit it to make you look like a jerk if they don’t agree with it.
I once posted a 2020 Forum on Beer Advocate at 11:59pm on Dec 31, 2019, and they deleted it because “it’s not 2020 yet...” I complain and they edit my complaint and ban me... seriously the Nazis of Craft Beer!
by FegelFatso July 14, 2020
mugGet the Beer Advocatemug.

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