A restaurant that serves California burritos among other Californian mexican culinary fare. The earmark of a true Cali burrito joint is their extensive selection of Sippy Cups, which are their exclusive vessels for serving beverages.
"Bruh, 'Gut Bomb Burritos' is the dopest Cali burrito joint fam. They have the roudiest selection of Sippy Cups , I always go for the 'Incredibles' one if it's available!"
by Burritobonerz9000 December 21, 2018
Get the Cali burrito jointmug. Have the girl take a huge wet shit, then start fucking her a few minutes in pull a switcharoony and stealty ram it into her butthole. Quiclky pull your dick out so that there shit all over your hog. Then give her the business claiming that she took a shit on your dink. As she says claims it was not her fault, and that she will doing anything for your forgiveness. Don't was your hog so that the shit on your dick has dried and become crusty. wait till the next morning and while she is asleep stealthly insert your dick into her oral cavity.
by The Tiger Legit King February 12, 2008
Get the Crusty Breakfast Burritomug. when a woman is standing up over another person (male or female) she poops and it falls into the persons mouth and on there face!!!
by Ralph March 24, 2004
Get the eating the burritomug. A method for hiding your money around your dick. Wrap your money around your dick as if you are making a burrito and the money is the tortilla and the dick is the meat. Then wrap a rubber band around it to make sure it stays in place. Then there is your Dollar Dick Burrito!!
Person 1: Where are you getting all that money from?
Person 2: My dick!
Person 1: What?!
Person 2: I'm using the Dollar Dick Burrito method. You should try it. Definitely keeps your money safe!
Person 2: My dick!
Person 1: What?!
Person 2: I'm using the Dollar Dick Burrito method. You should try it. Definitely keeps your money safe!
by thatgirl2015 May 7, 2015
Get the Dollar Dick Burritomug. by akaidiot13 August 25, 2011
Get the Burrito de Penemug. "It would be so cool to be in a blanket burrito. Burrito supreme. Smothered Burrito. Ass-To-Ass Burrito."
"Is that like a double ended dildo, but a burrito?"
"It's like a pink double ended dildo, wrapped in a tortilla."
"Is that like a double ended dildo, but a burrito?"
"It's like a pink double ended dildo, wrapped in a tortilla."
by MollyJen420swag May 29, 2014
Get the Ass-to-Ass Burritomug. Having sex with five mexicans over all five orifices of the body. (One in each ear, one in the mouth, ect.) Sour Cream is optional.
by human shark April 1, 2010
Get the Five Layer Burritomug.