by Antwan Swisher September 2, 2017
Get the smoked a dookie mug.A smoking aardvark is created by inserting a lit cigarette into ones foreskin while the penis is hanging out of a open zipper.
Jill was very upset, so Steve made her a smoking aardvark to cheer her up. Steve dangled it in front of her. Jill was not amused as the smoking ardvark set her hair on fire.
Jill still refuses to touch the aardvark and Steve is unhappy.
Jill still refuses to touch the aardvark and Steve is unhappy.
by Crobdonker March 25, 2017
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Application for two purposes when something is rinsed:
John: Knock knock
Amy: Who's there?
John: Knock knock
Amy:Who's there?
John: Knock knock
Amy: For fucks sake you've smoked it to the roach now, just tell the damn joke.
Or if something is just plain dry.
Example:
4 in the morning a house party consists of a bunch of sleeping people and a couple of guys bunning a zoot.
"This party's smoked to the roach man, let's kick."
Application for two purposes when something is rinsed:
John: Knock knock
Amy: Who's there?
John: Knock knock
Amy:Who's there?
John: Knock knock
Amy: For fucks sake you've smoked it to the roach now, just tell the damn joke.
Or if something is just plain dry.
Example:
4 in the morning a house party consists of a bunch of sleeping people and a couple of guys bunning a zoot.
"This party's smoked to the roach man, let's kick."
Other uses.
I'm so tired/I'm smoked to the roach.
It's dead/It's smoked to the roach
I've got no credit/Credits smoked to the roach
Derived terms include "lit"
E.g a party hasn't started...it's not lit yet
or someones not ready..they're not lit yet
someone's not awake/they're not lit yet
I'm so tired/I'm smoked to the roach.
It's dead/It's smoked to the roach
I've got no credit/Credits smoked to the roach
Derived terms include "lit"
E.g a party hasn't started...it's not lit yet
or someones not ready..they're not lit yet
someone's not awake/they're not lit yet
by jammans May 23, 2010
Get the Smoked to the roach mug.the act in which chlorine water is used in a bong or other marijuana smoking device to enhance the effect of the thc on the body
by monty the white June 12, 2010
Get the smoke pool mug.An attractive girl or lady in the context of where you are in the world. If you are deployed in Afghanistan then almost any girl is a smoking topaz whereas back at home you wouldn't look at most of them.
Hey look bro that's one smoking topaz over there.
No way man I've seen better looking chimps.
Yeah maybe you haven't been here long enough.
No way man I've seen better looking chimps.
Yeah maybe you haven't been here long enough.
by The-quiet-one January 1, 2011
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