Jesus nut

The critical bolt or nut in a helicopter that holds the main rotor in place. If it fails or detaches mid-flight, the copter comes crashing down very fast and everyone inside goes straight to Jesus!

Co-pilot: Looks like the Jesus nut YEETED mid-flight! You know what's going to happen NOW!

Everyone inside the helicopter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*goes straight to Jesus*

by EF2020 February 2, 2026

Cambodian Nut Tap

When a man and a woman are sixty-nining and the man is on top and the woman lowkey cannot breathe so she punches the shit out of the balls to get them out of the way

“I couldn’t breathe with Tom on top last night! I had to hit a Cambodian nut tap!”

by urbandictuser123 February 3, 2026