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Band Shit

Activities that are related to highschool marching band that prevents you from doing cooler, more fun things with friends.
Rory just said he can't make it, He's doing band shit again this Saturday
by antinigga February 22, 2020
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shit the can

When you fuck up but your fuck up was somehow the right thing to do. Similar to the term shit the bed but you’re shitting in a can where it’s okay to shit.
“I walked their dog at the wrong time but if I’d done it at the right time, it would have been raining too hard to take him out.”
“Wow, you really shit the can on that one”
“I know, I’m so lucky!”
by Jerzeeshoorhan February 24, 2020
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fuckery shit

Pulling off any kind of low key bullshit with your own selfish reward/gain being the end goal with no reguard to how fucked up and wrong.
E.g. : a real Buster set up a deal with two people and then the buyer receives half wash even though the supplier produced pure to his middle man, Buster. That Busta be on that fuckery shit!

Fuckery Shit is guaranteed f you dealing with a Buster.
by Really Shines March 1, 2020
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Shit Shore

When along the sea shore there is either a whole bunch of trash, or just overall shitty people.
Person 1: Let's go to Ocean City, Maryland
Person 2: Nah man, all them New Yorkers come down during the summer and leave their trash and have their attitude.
Person 1: ah man, sounds like a fucking shit shore the way you put it.
by Zack McD March 5, 2020
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Shit Sandwich

The act of eating someone’s ass after they’ve had a shit, but BEFORE they wipe.
I made Martha a shit sandwich last night!
by Max Ruiz March 18, 2020
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hero shit

Hero shitting -defecating while standing on the toilet bowl wearing a cape.
Steve’s accuracy never reached above 70%, proving that hero shitting isn’t for everyone.
by Bismol April 30, 2020
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A crock’a shit

You go into someone’s home while they’re away shit in their crock pot, turn it on low and leave.
Remember that asshole down the street, yeah well now he’s got a crock’a shit to deal with.
by Skunk knuckles May 5, 2020
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