International go homeless day

On August 3rd, everybody MUST go homeless.

Boy: yo bro it's August 3rd A.K.A it's International go homeless day, A.K.A we gotta go homeless for life now.

Other boy: damn man, it says international in it, we gotta listen to it.

by Your Non-existant father August 1, 2022

Todays going to be a good day

Something a person says to trick themselves into thinking the day isn't going to turn out horribly. It will. No one can stop it. Not even steve.
Or used for sarcasm when something bad happens to lighten the mood.

*yawns* 'Todays going to be a good day' -dog shits on the bed-

by Toddthe3rd August 2, 2022

let's go home

three words that will make any tokyo ghoul fan cry

"come on... let's go home."

by livelaughjuuzou August 2, 2022

I’m going to ikea

When you can’t beat Andrew Tate in a push-up competition

Andrew: come on
Kyle: I can’t; I’m going to ikea

by Churty1 August 2, 2022

Got a bit going on

When shit in your life goes the wrong way

Yeah bull Dave's had 5 guys leave in the last week he's got a bit going on

by Big Bad Belly August 4, 2022

Let’s go to the YMCA

Originates from the song “Y.M.C.A” by Village People.

The cleaner equivalent for “Let’s go have rough gay sex.” Probably comes from the song because it was supposedly about gay sex.

Sean: Hey Frank, Let’s go to the YMCA!
Frank:Anytime, but it’ll have to be at your house. My dad’s home.

by Flibber Jabber of Cream Corn June 6, 2022

Going Shit-to-shower

The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.

“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”

“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”

by Brock Kakashi June 7, 2022