1. A chronic condition characterized by an individual displaying signs of extreme delusion, chronic ass-kissing, and an unjustified sense of superiority — usually found loitering in the workplace, spewing nonsense with the confidence of a TED Talk speaker who’s never read a book.
Etymology:
Combines the sheer audacity of “cunt” with the small, dense uselessness of a “nugget.
Symptoms include:
- Chronic ass kissing
- Severe Confidence-to-Competence Mismatch:
(Talks like a CEO, performs like a broken stapler.)
- Terminal dad jokes
-Endless “back in my day” comments
Etymology:
Combines the sheer audacity of “cunt” with the small, dense uselessness of a “nugget.
Symptoms include:
- Chronic ass kissing
- Severe Confidence-to-Competence Mismatch:
(Talks like a CEO, performs like a broken stapler.)
- Terminal dad jokes
-Endless “back in my day” comments
Ex. “Jake said, ‘I’ve seen it all in this business.’
Not a single bonus check, though buddy boy…
Treatment:
There is no FDA-approved cure for Cunt Nuggitis.
However, symptoms can be managed through careful strategy, including:
• Keeping all conversations under 90 seconds — longer exposure may cause brain cell death.
• Pretending they’re important to speed up their inevitable self-destruction.
• Avoiding direct eye contact to prevent them from locking you into a “back in my day” story.
Not a single bonus check, though buddy boy…
Treatment:
There is no FDA-approved cure for Cunt Nuggitis.
However, symptoms can be managed through careful strategy, including:
• Keeping all conversations under 90 seconds — longer exposure may cause brain cell death.
• Pretending they’re important to speed up their inevitable self-destruction.
• Avoiding direct eye contact to prevent them from locking you into a “back in my day” story.
by sucondeez April 26, 2025
by nwkeosoqkwn January 02, 2020
A “basic man or woman who loves ordering complicated styles of coffee
Or a person who is too specific in ordering there coffee
Or a person who is too specific in ordering there coffee
How may I take your order?
Yes I want a white americano with two pumps of espresso, double whip, almond milk, one pump of caramel and light ice.
Quite the americano cunt that woman is.
Yes I want a white americano with two pumps of espresso, double whip, almond milk, one pump of caramel and light ice.
Quite the americano cunt that woman is.
by Obsidian Black April 05, 2018
Orignially coined by femisist artist Carolee Schneemann in her autobiography. It was used to imply that you were only included as a woman in a male dominated environment because of your looks.
Today this word is the description of a woman who celebrates her reliance on her looks and sexuality in order to ascertain power.
Today this word is the description of a woman who celebrates her reliance on her looks and sexuality in order to ascertain power.
"You could be an artist, but you were really a kind of cunt-mascot." -Carolee Schneemann.
Modern example- Woman in corporate attire, with short skirt, cleavage busting and towering heels is introduced at a meeting by her male boss. "Harry, I'd like you to meet Bianca, she's our newest asset here at (insert business name)."
Modern example- Woman in corporate attire, with short skirt, cleavage busting and towering heels is introduced at a meeting by her male boss. "Harry, I'd like you to meet Bianca, she's our newest asset here at (insert business name)."
by BButton February 27, 2012
I stupid gaslighting cunt that dresses as a whore. This hoe ther never makes sense, talks out the side of her mouth and likes to keep her mouth full of cock.
by Heatth June 01, 2024
by justdiaa April 23, 2024