I meet this chick, but she turned out to be a Jack in the box. Beautiful on the outside, sang me pretty songs about life and then BAM!! Her crazy popped out!
by LewandaPookieJones January 11, 2015
Get the Jack in the boxmug.
Get the jiggity-jiggity jacking itmug. Whenever I'm really feeling repressed I shout "JACK LOVES RISK OF RAIN 2" and the local gays make me feel much better
by JelqerJelqerOnTheWall April 2, 2025
Get the Jack LOVES Risk of Rain 2mug. by GoofJacker May 11, 2022
Get the jacking my goofmug. by Moneyboi69 September 7, 2017
Get the Jack Limbmug. Jack batty is the Pinnacle of human evolution, this fine young man has the fattest cock and will not hesitate to destroy your birds batty, this god like creature has super powers to make any women wet their batty by just glancing at them with a intimate look, watch out for batty as he won’t hesitate but to steal your bitch.
Mam who is that man over there looking all breed-able and submissive.
Well child that’s the jack batty.
And now I’m wet.
Well child that’s the jack batty.
And now I’m wet.
by Naafta December 1, 2021
Get the Jack battymug. KAPITAN!
by Omgwtflol.123 December 29, 2019
Get the Jack Sparrowmug.