A well known saying in the mpgs ops room at diggers that is said all the time describing a certain serviceman.
You jack bastard matt always looking after yourself and not considering anyone else
You jack bastard matt eat all our expensive biscuits and then bring cheap rich tea in
You jack bastard matt let everyone else do all the work and then offee to help after it's all done
You jack bastard matt eat all our expensive biscuits and then bring cheap rich tea in
You jack bastard matt let everyone else do all the work and then offee to help after it's all done
by 5IC August 25, 2017
Get the Jack bastard mug.This is when a person introduces a conversational topic with others only to have a conversational pirate hijack the topic leaving the person marooned on a conversational island. Smoke signaled by, "What were we talking about?" "How did we get on this topic?" or "Oh..." if they even remember said person was talking.
Amy: I really love that song by...
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.
Amy was Captain Jacked.
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.
Amy was Captain Jacked.
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Jack is the definition of loser. No one likes him and he is extremely gay. This is a male specimen who often looks like a ghost. He is made of all bone and no fat or muscule or talent. He likes to grope other guys mostly named John. Once again he is a loser.
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Get the Buttcrack Jack mug.The worst film of times but it has Adam Sandler. Who doesn't love Adam Sandler. I feel sorry for you if you got tickets to the movie theater to watch Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some #########. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes, lift up her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
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