When someone has previously called shotgun, and then gets out of the car at all, without calling seat-back. The person who wishes to obtain the position of shotgun shouts "shotgun hi-jack" and takes the shotgun position.
Joe's homey get's out of the car... like a fool he doesn't call seat back... Joe being the genius he is calls shotgun hi-jack and takes the shotgun position. Joe's homey returns to the car... and realizes he is a fool and sits in a non-shotgun position.
by jhirbour November 13, 2011

my boyfriend
me: i love my boyfriend so much :) his name is jack :)
my friends: shut the fuck up, no one cares, we get that you're happy but theres a time and place to talk about him, we do not care right now, please stop talking
my friends: shut the fuck up, no one cares, we get that you're happy but theres a time and place to talk about him, we do not care right now, please stop talking
by i_love_all_size_dick December 20, 2021

A moron that leaked documents to the Minecraft server thinking he exposed Putin, but got his ass arrested
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loves to torture people with his big penis (12 inch), fucked your mum last night, boys are jealous because hes one of the only boys that have female interaction, needs floppa cube or mum gets fucked until pass out (50 rounds minimum)
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