Ding nut

A ding nut is a person who sucks at everything including lying. Mostly when they lie to their girlfriend about being asleep but they’re actually playing video games and ignoring her.

Damn, Raymond is such a ding nut.

by Thetruedefiner December 13, 2021

no nut novemeber

No Busting a FAT nut during no nut novemeber (NNN)

Jeffrey: yooo you know its nnn
justin: No? whats nnn?
Jeffrey: omg dude! its No Nut Novemeber!!!
Justin: Whats that
Jeffrey: you cant nut.

by Manlymanofthemen December 21, 2021

Deez nuts

the tensticels in a funny way

Guy1:deez nuts
Guy2: kill you're self

by Arbobarbro April 5, 2023

Deez Nuts

Stupid comeback for people who are depressed and cant make a better comeback; Taken from a vine that isn't even the least bit funny.

Mom: what did your dad tell you to do?
Son: "Deez Nuts."

by psmith69412 March 30, 2019

Belgian Brownie with Nuts

It involves steamy poo, chocolate sauce and another man's scrotum

Garry ALWAYS has his Belgian Brownie with Nuts BEFORE dinner so he's sure he has enough room.

by publius2011 April 3, 2017

nut negative

When getting a nut does not outweigh the circumstances or repercussions of achieving said nut.

See also: nut positive

Sucking my own dick definitely turned out to be a nut negative experience.

by xXDrVape420Xx December 2, 2017

Top Nut

The highest price you're willing to pay for an item.

"My top nut on that is like 30 bucks."

by EhZStreet March 11, 2022