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You can go jack off with that knowledge

What you say when someone states something that we all know and dont need someone to tell us. Used as an insult.
A: Eminem's white.

B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Tupac's dead.

B: Yes he is dead, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Miley Cyrus is a slut.

B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: The Jonas Brothers are gay.

B: Yes they are, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Lil Wayne is a terrible rapper.

B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Jessica alba is hot.

B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
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National cut off a man's penis day

Occurs every day of the year <3 feel free to cut off a penis!
Person: I'm going to cut off your penis
Rapist: What?!
Person: It's national cut off a man's penis day! You deserve it
by Spyd3rs April 12, 2021
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Dropping Bobby and Whitney off at re-hab

To deficate. Similar to Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool.
"Sorry, bob's not available right now, he's dropping bobby and whitney off at re-hab". <<flush>>
by jonny sly October 13, 2006
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break my finger (off) in his butt

(From SE Asian 'New English'.) When one's offer of help has been rebuffed, to take offence and thereupon actively endeavour to worsen a situation (out of spite).
I tried to help Brian out, but he was just really rude to me. So I decided to break my finger (off) in his butt.

If he doesn't appreciate all my advice and hard work, I will just break my finger (off) in his butt.
by TaNeaGrafika April 20, 2008
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get your hand off your dick

Stop wasting your time. Usually told to someone who takes too long to do something for you.
Barry, get your hand off your dick and pass the goddamn salt.
by mac-attk October 15, 2009
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Slide off and do something witcha man

a question you ask to a girl through texts or in person, meaning " why dont we mess around ".
"sup baby, why don't u slide off and do something witcha man!"
by MarkoOdo May 13, 2009
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You're off my Christmas card list

A phrase jokingly used around the holiday season to let someone know you don't want to be associated with them anymore.
Joe: You promised you wouldn't get drunk and act a fool at the party.

Mike: Shit happens.

Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.
by 2014_chiguy November 23, 2014
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