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A real bag of shit

by Gerhart Putt January 4, 2024
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Bougie bags

A fake designer handbag or purse usually bought off the black market from Dubai or China.
Ohh that lady be selling dem bougie bags
by Bbbbs October 2, 2023
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Bag Dad

A male who regularly spends his family's weekly budget on weekend nose bags rather than sustaining his own family or paying child support. Very rarely appears to have any money and will plead poverty on any day of the week except Friday. An emotional abuser who can often be heard complaining about how nobody loves him. Is also allergic to cats, but only on Mondays and Tuesdays. Masturbates profusely when left unattended for five minutes.
"Why aren't we going on holiday again this year Mom? Well unfortunately when I was younger I married a Bag Dad"
by GetLucky500 January 25, 2022
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Saudi Arabian Duffel Bag

When two sexual partners engage in 69, the person on top then shits on the person underneath’s face
Sorry, i will be late tonight i must have another shower as my wife just gave me a Saudi Arabian Duffel Bag

Oh my, you seem to be turtle necking, do you want to stop or would you like to give me a Saudi Arabian Duffel Bag?
by MilfPatrol67 April 22, 2021
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marble bagging

When your Scrotum is long enough to envelope a penis. The goal is to get a Testicle on either side of the shaft.
I was marble bagging this guy in the alley last night.
by Aloha01! April 22, 2020
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Paper Bag Syndrome

When a girl has a vary nice figure but is chopped in the face card department
damn she's bad but she kinda has paper bag syndrome
by gigasquiga January 16, 2025
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Bag of dicks

A slang term used to describe one’s multiple bullshit arguments. When a person is off the rails perhaps drunk or belligerent they are being a quote bag of dicks.

Another definition when fed up with someone told to go and eat a bag of dicks.
Heather “John’s a real douche bag he won’t buy me any feddie wop. Ralph “ go eat a bag of dicks heather and stop being a dope whore, trifling ass biatch”
by Tylonn platinum 3 August 22, 2024
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